What Hamlet Could Have Taught Day-Traders About FedEx

“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.” —Hamlet, by William Shakespeare

Breathless headlines hit the tape yesterday morning before the market open: FedEx was reporting a better-than-expected quarter, but what looked like disappointing guidance.

According to our Briefing.com, in fact, FedEx shares were “gapping down” more than $3 a share in pre-market trading on the news.

Now, if you’re thinking the reason for the so-called “disappointing” guidance from that Memphis-based economic bellwether was something like a sudden collapse in demand for FedEx’s bread-and-butter package delivery, you would be wrong.

In fact, if you’re thinking the reason was in any way a bad reason, you’d be wrong. The reason was actually quite good.

The reason was higher bonus accruals.

That’s right. FedEx is starting to share the wealth with its employees. Here’s how the CFO put it on yesterday’s conference call with Wall Street’s Finest after the press release came out:

Our results also include the impact for accruals for our variable incentive compensation programs…which we did not have in the prior year. The impact of restarting these programs will dampen our earnings growth both in the fourth quarter and into fiscal 2011, although we do expect our earnings growth to be substantial.

And for that, the stock was down $3 before the market even opened. Eventually, cooler heads prevailed. Rational shareholders who took Hamlet’s advice and actually thought about it came to realize what FedEx said was good news, not bad. FedEx shares actually closed the day up nearly $3. Now, to be clear, we offer no opinion on FedEx as a stock. We could not care less whether it goes up, down or sideways.

What we do care about is what FedEx says about the state of its business. Indeed, long-term readers know that we here at NotMakingThisUp view FedEx and its near-twin UPS as the two most important canaries in the economic coal mine.

And by all measures, the air is clear.

If not, FedEx would certainly not be reinstating merit salary increases, incentive bonuses, and half the 401-K match, all of which went away during the crisis.

Better still, FedEx isn’t the only company that has been loosening up on the purse strings and sharing the wealth with somebody else besides the shareholders who have benefited massively from the unprecedented cost-cutting of the last two years. Recent earnings calls with companies as diverse as Hibbett Sports (“a big bump in the bonus accrual”), Cheesecake Factory (“higher performance bonus accruals”), and Nordstrom Inc. (“higher performance-related expenses”) have all carried the exact same message as FedEx. And that is why the news from FedEx, as anyone who studied their Shakespeare would know, was actually quite good if you thought about it longer than the one or two seconds it took to see the headline about “disappointing guidance” cross the tape.

So, to the tape-reading day-trader who blew out of his or her FedEx position early yesterday morning after seeing “the print” cross the tape…keep in mind that what is going on here is much larger than the penny or two distortion those higher employee compensation expenses are causing in quarterly earnings reports from public companies across America.

What’s going on is this: companies are starting to share the wealth, and that is good, not bad.

Read your Shakespeare.

Jeff Matthews I Am Not Making This Up

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